Steve: Am I really that much of a hardcase?
Tony: Yes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Or rather, I should say you were, until you got all maternal and turned the mansion into a day-care center.
Steve: Wait until you see the new program I’ve worked up for you in the combat simulation room, Tony. You have to avoid wedding altars, home decorating programs, and diaper changing stations.
Tony: You’re a cruel man, Steve Rogers. Kang has nothing on you.
— Avengers V3 #82
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